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the Time I Almost Tweeted John Cusack or When Reality Infiltrates Fantasy

  Insomnia will do funny things to your brain. I know. I’ve had a lot of experience with it. Last night in my insomniatic fugue state I had an imaginary conversation with John Cusack. In my head it all started with a tweet. @JohnCusack did you ever hang out at No Exit over on Glenwood […]

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Happy Husband Sundays? humor

And When You Start A Conversation In The Middle of A Sentence I Do Not Find it Amusing

“Oh I get it now, those funny things on the helmets are to protect the skiers…” “What? What are you talking about?” My husband, son and I just left the rec center where we were playing bingo. I’m driving, it’s freezing and my body is wracked with shivers as we make our way towards home. […]

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It’s Gigantic!

This week, it is my honor to co-host my favorite blog-hop! (Besides mine, shameless plug) When the call went out for new sentences for Finish the Sentence Friday I thought about how much I enjoy the topics that can be turned to the funny side of things. So I offered “Once I saw the biggest…” […]

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It’s a Good Thing We’re Not Real Survivalists

  Here’s a lesson I learned a while back tonight, about what would happen if the apocalypse came tomorrow. I learned that I would have no one to count on but me and my super-high-powered LED flashlight from Wal-Mart.     Yeah my husband talks the talk and walks the . Well what can I […]

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Happy Husband Sundays? humor raising a boy

The First Rule of Battle – Don’t Ever Fall Asleep

You think you’re safe do you? You’re innocently playing a game of battleship with your son, and you’re just so darn comfy on the floor there that you start to nod off… I’m sure the pillow didn’t help. Then you hear the boy, “Poppy!! Wake up! You’re supposed to be playing with me!” So you […]

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That’s What Women Are For – To Civilize Men

Corn is flying everywhere as my husband shoves a cob all the way into his mouth. me: you know you are literally eating that like a pig? I do not mean the old cliché, you are eating like a pig. I mean literally – like a hog – on a farm. My husband thinks this […]

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Poppy Doesn’t Drink Juice, and Other Famous Euphemisms

Once upon a time there was this kid. His name was Isaiah. Everybody thought he was really funny; everyone thought he should be in comedy or on stage. Isaiah did not want that. Isaiah does not want anything other people want him to want. Isaiah’s mommy has learned that the hard way, so she does […]

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Happy Husband Sundays? humor

10 reason’s I haven’t killed my husband yet

I’m sharing this post with Monday Listacles, the list is supposed to be “10 way’s my partner is awesome” Well, I guess I am taking this challenge on a little twisty turny ride, so sue me. So this will double as my Happy Husband Sunday post. So for those of you who never complain about your […]

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If My Life Were An Eighties Expose’

Thank you, thank you for joining us at Break the Parenting Mold, where Mom is a lot like Sybil, Dad is a lot like Ward Cleaver and the boy? Well the boy, he just can’t be pinned down….  This week we have explored the fact that “Mom”, also known as “Mama”, “Wife” “Mommy Dunkit” and […]

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Happy Husband Sundays? {what if there’s no more?}

So yesterday I’m panicking.  What if there’s no more?  Here I said I was going to do this regular feature, cause my husband is pretty darn entertaining.  And by 8:30am, this morning, this is all I had: Husband looking at the mail yells to me from across the kitchen “Where’s this from?” (yes he even […]