Have I told you that my son is a pyromaniac? Oh, no? My son is a pyromaniac. Actually, lately, I realize I might be wrong. Apparently part of the definition of pyromania "is repeated association with fire but without a real motive". Well my son has motive, his motive is to set a fire. He … Continue reading Professor Isaiah and the Dynamite
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A typical day in my life looks like…….
Okay. Maybe it's not all that bad Here is the longer version: Mommy doesn't want to wake up yet, go do something. I didn't mean smoke a pipe. I also did not mean blow up the house. Fine I'll get up. Let's do something constructive. Oh that's nice, let's learn about making a calendar. Oh … Continue reading A typical day in my life looks like…….
Poppy Doesn’t Drink Juice, and Other Famous Euphemisms
Once upon a time there was this kid. His name was Isaiah. Everybody thought he was really funny; everyone thought he should be in comedy or on stage. Isaiah did not want that. Isaiah does not want anything other people want him to want. Isaiah's mommy has learned that the hard way, so she does … Continue reading Poppy Doesn’t Drink Juice, and Other Famous Euphemisms
Egotistical, Neurotic or Depressed? How do you choose?
Adam Levine is hot. Come on. I mean maybe it's the Jew in me that sees the Jew in him and bows down to those perfectly placed Jewish traits. But come on, he's hot. So when I read the prompt for this weeks Finish the Sentence Friday, and then watched Saturday Night Live the next … Continue reading Egotistical, Neurotic or Depressed? How do you choose?
It’s a Liebster!
I have to admit, had you asked me two months ago what a Liebster was, I think I would look at you, head tilted, trying to decide if we were speaking the same language. But I get it now, and on a really heartfelt note, I have to thank Nicky from Feeling the Empty Nest. … Continue reading It’s a Liebster!
One Time When I Was Bored out of My Mind I…..
So I've never actually done the Finish the Sentence Friday hop, and I'm guessing from most of the posts I have read so far, that I probably picked the wrong one to start with, but just for kicks, and to get my feet wet, I'm jumping in! One time when I was bored out of … Continue reading One Time When I Was Bored out of My Mind I…..
What?! Me Messy? You must be confusing me with someone else.
Here is the link to the actual show which aired March 21, 2013. Click this 🙂 What? Me messy. OK, maybe a little, but don't tell me, I don't want to know. I actually am a fascinating combination of OCD and sloth. I know, I know, sounds impossible, but trust me. This week I am being interviewed … Continue reading What?! Me Messy? You must be confusing me with someone else.
10 reason’s I haven’t killed my husband yet
I'm sharing this post with Monday Listacles, the list is supposed to be "10 way's my partner is awesome" Well, I guess I am taking this challenge on a little twisty turny ride, so sue me. So this will double as my Happy Husband Sunday post. So for those of you who never complain about your … Continue reading 10 reason’s I haven’t killed my husband yet
Yes, I had to put my fish down….
I'm not much on writing prompts. I basically write whatever's stuck in my head because writing is the only way to get it out. However, yesterday I got an email in response to a comment I made on someone's blog, this was the email: Comment: OK, Jen, I am intrigued. You just left a comment … Continue reading Yes, I had to put my fish down….
Sensory Processing Disorder Can Be Funny Too
Once upon a time I wrote this blog. I wrote this blog under the guise of wanting to help parents of children with special needs. Most specifically sensory processing disorder, but also tic disorders, severe food allergies, environmental allergies and asthma. I also included spectrum disorders, because "They" were trying to place my child there. I … Continue reading Sensory Processing Disorder Can Be Funny Too