This is the beginning of what I think will be a
regular feature. My husband and my son are basically the reason I have laughter in my life. My son get’s 99% of the blog cause his humor is natural. I’m gonna give my husband that extra 1% cause, well let’s just say I want to share my incredulity with you. So, assuming I can stay on track, which frankly, is assuming a lot. Not cause I don’t want to, it’s just, well I’m the boss of everything here, so some days I, as in the me entity that is not a mother or wife, do not exist. But I promise I will try. So, assuming I can, will you do something for me? Will you try to post back in the comments or link a post of something funny about your husband/partner/significant other/or just what some guy did? It’s nice to know you’re not alone……
Ridiculous text messages from ADD/Blind without reading glasses/SIRI relier husband
They start kinda benign
TU LU Hbe
This is my fave:
I’m heading over to Greg Greg’s house he’s a tennis got a place of which charlecot remembers last thing he doesn’t hilum park I don’t you come Scharlotte he bought his wife and iPad for Christmas and they don’t even know what to do with it so I’m a go over configure make some money I love you very much sweetie Kissy MoMo
Incase you’re wondering, none of that is code. Your guess is as good as mine.
8 days of pills left Need more prunes Wow UROCK fudge graham city Good2go God Vless u LUdearly
I promise. Not Code. None of it.
LoveU I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN A PICTURE w/ my SP, but u need to be art to use it :0)
Maybe if I double my dose?
By the way, did I mention he has ADD. Here’s a funny thing, starting Dec. 23 I texted him to ask him where he was 19 times. Hmmm….that’s an average of husband MIA once every 2.39 days. Ahhhhh the beauty of ADD. It’s like he’s on a constant vacation, and I’m looking to rent space on milk cartons.