This is the beginning of what I think will be a
regular feature. My husband and my son are basically the reason I have laughter in my life. My son get’s 99% of the blog cause his humor is natural. I’m gonna give my husband that extra 1% cause, well let’s just say I want to share my incredulity with you. So, assuming I can stay on track, which frankly, is assuming a lot. Not cause I don’t want to, it’s just, well I’m the boss of everything here, so some days I, as in the me entity that is not a mother or wife, do not exist. But I promise I will try. So, assuming I can, will you do something for me? Will you try to post back in the comments or link a post of something funny about your husband/partner/significant other/or just what some guy did? It’s nice to know you’re not alone……
Ridiculous text messages from ADD/Blind without reading glasses/SIRI relier husband
They start kinda benign
TU LU Hbe
This is my fave:
I’m heading over to Greg Greg’s house he’s a tennis got a place of which charlecot remembers last thing he doesn’t hilum park I don’t you come Scharlotte he bought his wife and iPad for Christmas and they don’t even know what to do with it so I’m a go over configure make some money I love you very much sweetie Kissy MoMo
Incase you’re wondering, none of that is code. Your guess is as good as mine.
8 days of pills left Need more prunes Wow UROCK fudge graham city Good2go God Vless u LUdearly
I promise. Not Code. None of it.
LoveU I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN A PICTURE w/ my SP, but u need to be art to use it :0)
Maybe if I double my dose?
By the way, did I mention he has ADD. Here’s a funny thing, starting Dec. 23 I texted him to ask him where he was 19 times. Hmmm….that’s an average of husband MIA once every 2.39 days. Ahhhhh the beauty of ADD. It’s like he’s on a constant vacation, and I’m looking to rent space on milk cartons.
8 thoughts on “Happy Husband Sundays?”
Now I’m seriously going to have to start keeping track of the nonsense I receive from 2-0 on the regular.
You know it’s just so freaking funny. I seriously laughed so hard I was crying with that long one!
The picture at the end almost trumps the funny texts. Almost. Erin
I totally agree!
These are hilarious! You should save them and write a book.
I agree, although it will have to be a video diary, because there is some precious footage of him falling asleep while reading to my son!
I think it’s very sweet of you to give your husband some blog-time as well as your son. They are both certainly entertaining and it seems like they love you lots…So enjoy both of them and share the laughs with us
There’s plenty more where that came from!