It's somewhere between 1 and 4 hours after dinner. I am sitting at the counter, writing. Minding my own business. And then it happens. Absolutely no warning (except for the fact that it happens every night). I'm starving, I know I haven't eaten in days hours, I am so desperate! I need chocolate, or something. … Continue reading Snacks of Desperation
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The First Rule of Battle – Don’t Ever Fall Asleep
You think you're safe do you? You're innocently playing a game of battleship with your son, and you're just so darn comfy on the floor there that you start to nod off... I'm sure the pillow didn't help. Then you hear the boy, "Poppy!! Wake up! You're supposed to be playing with me!" So you … Continue reading The First Rule of Battle – Don’t Ever Fall Asleep
Die Fruit Flies, Die
Fruit flies have clearly perfected the science of traveling through worm holes. #insecttimetravel #einsteinfruitflies — Jen Kehl (@jenkehl) July 19, 2013 Stupid fruit flies and their stupid worm holes. Just for once I'd like to smack my hands together and open them to find a squished sucker. — Jen Kehl (@jenkehl) July 29, 2013 … Continue reading Die Fruit Flies, Die
A Word I Can’t Say Because I’m A Prude and I Love Steely Dan
Last week I met some amazing chicas. Collectively, they were the soul to mate, like the shot to my glass, like the Steely to my Dan. I couldn't imagine then that these lovely ladies would become so important to me that I would let them interrupt my Steely Dan extravaganza (yes I'm posting from my … Continue reading A Word I Can’t Say Because I’m A Prude and I Love Steely Dan
That’s What Women Are For – To Civilize Men
Corn is flying everywhere as my husband shoves a cob all the way into his mouth. me: you know you are literally eating that like a pig? I do not mean the old cliché, you are eating like a pig. I mean literally - like a hog - on a farm. My husband thinks this … Continue reading That’s What Women Are For – To Civilize Men
Old School Blogging
So my friend Dana over at Kiss My List tagged me in the Old School Blogging Lists of Five. I am happily playing along, because it's fun, and I don't want to think of something serious and poignant to write. Funnily enough, I couldn't think of 5 things I'd like to do before I … Continue reading Old School Blogging
I Am Not Getting A Job
Tonight as I was getting the boy ready for bed he told me out of the blue: I'm going to be the kind of person who doesn't work. Oh really, sweetheart? What are you going to do? Well, I'm not going to work. Well, you have to get a job. Everyone needs a job. I … Continue reading I Am Not Getting A Job
What?!! You Cancelled My Show?
So here I am on vacation thinking of making a vacation playlist, but feeling easily distracted. So I headed over to Stasha at Northwest Mommy to see what her Monday Listicles was going to be. Imagine my surprise when I saw that this week's list is going to be: Talk about being at … Continue reading What?!! You Cancelled My Show?
The Gnomes Under Our Tub
There are gnomes that live under our bathtub. What? You didn't know? Oh, well, now you know. We have a gnome family under our tub. They moved in one day, about - hmmm.... I don't know, when did Isaiah start playing Edmund Fitzgerald? About two years ago? Ok, well that's when they moved in. The … Continue reading The Gnomes Under Our Tub
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Jen Kehl 