This year when I go to the Oscars Grammys Emmys Tonys family room to watch some awards show Woody Woodpecker, I will be decked out in my finest attire t-shirt and sweats, maybe a hat.
I will be getting a ride in a limousine driving a mini-van filled with other super-stars kids philosophizing about penises amazing flowers and an open bar old McDonald’s wrappers, half empty water bottles, and random cheesy poofs on the floor.
I will be wearing my gorgeous faux fur wrap dog around my neck (ok sitting on my chest).
I will be wearing the most amazing cape anyone could ever own.
And I will be sharing air kisses the most amazing hugs and kisses with all the superstars the most important superstar in my life.
This post is dedicated to you everyday moms and women! I will never be a glamour queen, I will never walk down the red carpet (well never say never), but I will most definitely always be Mommy!
Share with us your self-portraits, in honor of the #365selfie we are sharing what, or who, we are wearing during this Awards Season! And if you don’t have a blog, take a pic, tweet it, stick it in instagram share it with us!
And while you’re at it, if you have time, it would be totally cool if you could stop by and see a few of the co-hosts! We will certainly return the favor!
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Jen Kehl 
You look beautiful, Mommy! But, don’t you think any of those celebs philosophize on penises? Surely Meryl Streep? 🙂
Oh Jean, you are probably right, but they certainly don’t laugh as hard as the two monsters in my back seat!
I love it! What a great idea! We are all definitely wearing hats at our house, too. 😉 It’s too cold not to!
Thanks Ginny! Long time no see 🙂
Now I get why Rachel was getting emotional. I was laughing at the philosophizing about penises. Can so relate. Through my son that is. Of course. Loved your amazing faux fur and even more so the cape and more than anything that bond between you and him. Priceless.
Thank you Katia! This was so much fun, and I have you to thank!
*GASP* You said PENIS! And what fun and beautiful pictures! YEAH-to heck with the red carpet, I’ll keep my old dingy blue one!
Totally Sarah! I can’t tell you how many times a day I hear the word Penis when his cousin is around!
DUDE I love how you did this. Big time. I have been overthinking it and bleh but you got it! I LOVE it. I love the photos, and all of it. Perfect; like totally perfect. xxxooooo tttx10
Thanks Kristi! I am so sure you did not blow it! You are the best!
Love it! And that is the best cape ever! 🙂
Thanks Jessica!
THIS is our red carpet, lady! I love seeing us all together like that. And I love how set up your post. Very creative and lovely and you and Isiaiah. Ok, so I changed my mind. This is better than the red carpet! Happy, happy tonight!
Oh, I LOVE the pictures of you and Isaiah – so sweet! You look lovely, mama!
Thanks Sarah!
I love the live dog stole. 🙂
It was hard to get him to sit still Jane, you should see the rejects!
You really do have the most amazing cape! Love!!
Thanks Kate! ❤
So much penis talk in the van! If I weren’t the one initiating most of it, I’d be disgusted I think. Lol.
I love the hat and the fact that your van sounds as gross as ours.
Don, we had mice living in our van last winter. I think it’s too cold this winter, because there is no change in menu.
P.S. it is the “girl” who initiates the penis talk!
I’m absolutely c-r-a-z-y about all your precious selfies! And I LOVE that you could’ve been describing my car, too! What’s up with cheese puffs getting everyfrickinwhere?! Also, coveting your awesomerockin’ cape. 🙂
I know, it’s like for every puff they pull out of the bag 5 wind up on the floor! Right Beth??!
Love this Jen! “philosophizing about penises…” Yes.
That’s what they do Steph!
I *have* a fabulous cape. Yours is better 🙂 Sending you air kisses x
I had a fabulous cape once too. I don’t know where it went. It was velvet and I felt like a princess. And I’m grabbing those air kisses!
You had me cracking up AND doing the “awwww Momma head tilt” with your pics! Great job. THIS is true fashion (=
Maybe it’s because you are the first I visited, but I positively have goosebumps from this post! Cracked up at Woody Woodpecker, sighed at your favorite superstar. So glad I pulled it together enough to do this with you all. xoxo
We love you Deb! I’m glad you did too!
I love all these posts! And your cape is divine, as is your faux fur wrap. 🙂
Why thank you Jennifer!
I laughed so hard I cried at this one!
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hilarious and lovely!
Thanks Robbie!
Thanks for putting this together Jen! Thank you to all you lovely ladies for putting yourselves out there! We r all in great company.
Love this idea, and I’m excited to take part in it. Love your sweet little “cape” :).
Thank you! I love it too, and I’m glad you joined us!
I freaking love the crossy-out feature. I wish blogger had it! (Or maybe it does, and my technodumbass just hasn’t figured it out yet.) This post was adorable–and funny!
Thanks Shay! I couldn’t have written the post without that crossy-outy feature!